Proof. Absolute Proof.

How do I know we live in the country? Here's the proof:

"With traffic clogging up and accidents hither and yon" - quote from our local newspaper

Now, that's what I call absolute proof.

Funny enough? I thought yon was on the other side of town.

Signed,
You Can Take The Woman Out of the City But She Still Knows Real Traffic When She Sees It